Am I employed?

How to Forget About Workaday Issues Over the Course of a Weekend

1. Always have a stack of magazines by your bed
2. Go to a BBQ
3. Forget what time it is on a regular basis
4. Meet a princess (with a convertible) and consider living in her castle
5. Watch High Fidelity before going to a party at 12:30am
6. Spend some time holding up drunk friends/acquaintances
7. Stand in the backyard of a party on a hot summer night - look at the time, realize it's 3am and that everyone around you in making out with someone, while you are talking to someone about James Joyce's The Dubliners and Thomas Mann's Death in Venice
8. Keep leftover pizza in your refrigerator at all times
9. Keep vitamins next to pizza
10. Stay up late enough Saturday night to
a. see the sun rise
b. forget that you have a job by Sunday morning
11. Wake up with fan blowing on your face, pick up aforementioned magazines,
sit on a porch (any will do), read away your morning
12. Play pinball/skeeball/air-hockey
13. See a movie, maybe two
14. Constant CD rotation: [ie. Nico, Lauryn Hill, the Weakerthans, Can, Joy Divison]
15. Sunglasses