"You sound to me as though you don't believe in free will," said Billy Pilgrim. "If I hadn't spent so much time studying Earthlings," said the Tralfamadorian, "I wouldn't have any idea what was meant by free will. I've visited 31 inhabited planets in the universe...Only on Earth is there any talk of free will." -- K. Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

Monday, October 11, 2004

Silenced Again

Sometimes I wonder what the point of having a team is if we're just going to blow it to the Yankees every year. The only good part was that Saturday, whilst picking up the remains of a bachelorette party at the downtown Radisson, I saw the Yanks standing in front of the hotel waiting to be taken to the Metrodome. I slowed down, rolled down my window, and quite eloquently yelled "YANKEES SUCK -- TWINS RULE!!" And then they proceeded to kick our asses. I'm still going to get a Twins tattoo. The Yankees can't stop me. Ha! So, good luck to the Red Sox. I really hope they beat that Jeter bastard into the ground.

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Jeter sucks.
Arod swallows.

2:46 PM

 
Anonymous said...

i am going to punch Jeter in the face!

3:58 PM

 

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